I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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