problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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