Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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