well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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