My friends, they love my intelligence
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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