If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
please don't ironically join a cult
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