she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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