I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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