Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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