I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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