i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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