I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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