Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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