Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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