dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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