People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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