Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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