Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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