its not stalking. its research.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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