If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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