Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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