she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
