I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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