I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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