come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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