So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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