it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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