I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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