? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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