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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?

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  you should probably use water

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  i dont have any

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.

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• (415): View more from California

  So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button

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• (650): View more from California

  I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.

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