How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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