is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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