Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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