it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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