Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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