he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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