I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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