Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I will be naked everywhere
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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