If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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