Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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