thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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