have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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