Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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