Well apparently he's into motor boating.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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