high people should be assigned attendants
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
