You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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