I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
this will be a night to untag.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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