That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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