Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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