you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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