I could have mohawked her pubes.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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