I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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