wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think I died a long time ago.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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